My wife’s first convention of the year is coming up soon. She is busy sewing hats, cosplay ears and headbands in anticipation of the show. My wife doesn’t always enjoy human interactions, so she likes it when I go as well. I am generally a pretty good salesman when I’m on my “A” game. She makes the products, I sell the products. Go teamwork!
But she also doesn’t like me going with her for one simple reason: I want to spend all the money she makes. Like c’mon! We are with my people! I need all of the geeky t-shirts, board games, props, and one-of-a-kind artwork!
She has come up with a brilliant solution to the dilemma I have introduced. She trades with other vendors/artists. Usually dollar value for dollar value items. This makes for some savvy gift giving later in the year. My wife is pretty good at bartering. I think it comes from her time living in Turkey before we met.
I’m just worried that one day, she may try and trade me for something of equal value. Like a skateboard or an oar. She’s already tried to volunteer my services to other people. It’s only a matter of time…