I used to watch infomercials all the time. They were the best. A half hour devoted to try and get people to buy their product “In three easy payments“.
Ron Popeil was one of the greats. Pieces of crap that he could convince everyone that they needed in their lives. I mean this guy created “GLH” for Christ sake! Spray on hair in a can! Winnning!
“But wait! There’s more!” Now we get to the meat and potatoes of the infomercial: Some freebie that comes with the piece of garbage. Or better yet- you get two for the price of one! And free shipping! Just pay a processing fee and set up easy 4 payments of only $19.95! Sign up now and we’ll even take off one of those payments. Only three easy payments!
I never fell for the ads. In fact- I often analyzed the way it was laid out before the viewer. It was like a group of teens from drama class sat around and decided to try and write a screenplay or bad sitcom and the product company stole it from the trash. Even the dialogue was childish. “You’re gonna love my nuts!” Still so much fun to quote.
No more late night infomercials for me since we cancelled cable. I think Netflix should have the option to watch classic infomercials and leave the phone numbers still there! I’d watch them- maybe even call and place an order.