Josef by Urban Dictionary

Ever try looking up your name on the internet? It’s dubbed “Egosurfing”. Oftentimes you can find old information about yourself as well as other people with similar names. I do it every year or so out of curiosity. Today I did it because of a Facebook memory from twelve years ago.

My status was about looking up my name on Urban Dictionary and finding this:

a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever

i saw josef the other day
did you?
lightning strikes him
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

I hit up Urban Dictionary once more to see if it was still the same. There were many more fun ones added. Like this one:

Someone who is captivating and creative spirit. Knows how to use words into having people give him what he wants. Has a dark mind but soft heart. Usually has poor decision making. Someone who is very sensitive and needs a lot of love. Someone who you’re drawn to for life for reasons you don’t know. They might come into your mind from time to time and hard to forget. They are fun to be around and terrible singers (when making fun of a song). They are tatooed of their favorite bands and logos. Writing and music is an extreme passion for them. They like rap music and are freaksof nature if you let them. They like to stay up late and party at rock concerts. They are always looking for happiness but always seem to be stuck on one person.

Using Urban Dictionary means jokes about penis size (good and bad) also some mean spirited definitions aimed directly at specific people. (Not me of course, right?) Inside jokes.

I do forget how fun Urban Dictionary once was. I still use it when trying to figure out latest trends and terms. Yeah, that’s my old man way of being hip with the lingo. Of the younger generations.

Just remember this important aspect about Josef:

5 comments

  1. Mentalhealthandmusicals · February 3

    I think I’m too worried about what might pop up to do this!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Josef Havelka · February 4

      I took all of the Urban Dictionary as humorous antics. The rest of my online presence is pretty much vanilla.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Mentalhealthandmusicals · February 4

        Oh urban dictionary I’d be fine with. The rest of mine should be fine too but I have severe depression and anxiety so I have random scenarios where I’ll find something bad.

        Liked by 1 person

        • Josef Havelka · February 5

          I understand that completely. We are parenting a couple of teens with those issues. I’m also up and down as well, not as bad as my youth mind you. Supporting those with depression and anxiety is something that many folks aren’t good at. I’ve been to counseling on how we can help our kids and try to understand their needs. I am very focused on trying to share positivity in my daily blogs. I use it as a diary to just focus away negative energy.

          Liked by 1 person

          • Mentalhealthandmusicals · February 5

            That’s so good of you. I write because it helps me with my mental health and I love helping other people open up and seek help if they need it. Your kids are so lucky to have you.

            Liked by 1 person

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